BETH'S BLOG

Thursday
Mar302017

Amazing Day

 

 

It started out as a very good day:  Thursday, day off.  Plumber coming to fix the tub so I could take hot baths again.  Up early enough to have a decent hike through Johnson pasture and see the sun rise through pink streaked skies.  Home in time to have a banana with my dog snuggled beside me,  my cup of coffee steaming in my hand.  Ready to read my  newspapers.     And that is when a very good day took a turn.  For the worse.

I read something that hit me where it hurt.  And it wasn’t anything about health care or taxes or immigration or even Russia.  It wasn’t that my Angels still had some questions about the opening day lineup.  There wasn’t a rehash of the losses my Badgers and Bruins had in the NCAA tournament.   And I was even okay not knowing the answer to the Jeopardy clue that the NY Times publishes every day.

Nope.  It was , of all places, in the NY Times style section.  Now I always read that with some trepidation.    After all,  most of what I see is too expensive or too young --but a girl can dream.  Today was no different.  The “double duty attire” was too revealing and too gold.    I  chuckled at featured item:  Satchels that could be attached to the front of a bicycle with a price tag of merely $2050.  Those were just amusing.  It was when I turned to page D7 that my heart nearly stopped.

You see, I have just gotten new glasses, the first in about three years.  I was partly motivated by the world looking fuzzier and my eyes getter tireder…but more honestly it was that the glasses I have been wearing don’t look like the glasses everyone else has been wearing.

I had the exam and started looking for frames.  And it didn’t take long to find a pair I liked, really liked.  In fact I liked them so much I didn’t care whether anyone else liked them or not.  I liked them so much that I decided to get a similar pair of prescription sunglasses.  After all, if I wanted to be cool and my new glasses were cool it was time to stop embarrassing my son by wearing cheap sunglasses over my real glasses. 

The glasses fit big on my face.  They are tortoiseshell acetate.  They bear a designer name.  

But that headline.  In the newspaper this morning:

Aviators Return:  An Old-School Frame is New Again

It only got worse as I began reading:

Good riddance to geek chic.

Yes, we could be witnessing the demise of hipster eyewear.  You know the kind.  They’re black, brown or sometimes tortoise shell.  They’re chunky, oversize and made of acetate.  They’re part of an L train look that in the last five years has been worn by everyone from Hollywood’s A-list to the local CVS pharmacist.

But now, you need to move on….  (New York Times, March 30, 2017 p.D7)

OMG!!!!  Here I am, once again, just a few years behind.  Here I am, as always, just a few years behind.   I shouldn’t be surprised.  It was only when it was named the Oxford new word of the year that I heard  “selfie” and had to Google it to find out what it meant.  I still don’t know how to pronounce quinoa and only recently tried kale. 

But nothing can be done about it now.  And the amazing thing is, despite it all, I still like my new glasses.  I like that I can see.  I like them dark against my face.  I like that they hide the eyebrows I don’t have and the blemishes I do have. 

Is there a lesson in all of this?  Perhaps…From the book of Proverbs:  Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity.  From the Gospel of Matthew:. Therefore I tell you, do not worry about what you will eat or what you will drink, or about your body, or about what you will wear.  Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?  Look at the birds of the air; they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them.  Are you not of more value than they?

Or maybe the lesson is that that one article about one thing can’t spoil a beautiful sunrise, a helpful and friendly plumber,a dog who snuggles and coffee that steams.

In the words of e.e. cummings :  ‘Thank you Lord for this most amazing day…”

 

 

 

Friday
Jul032015

For the Fourth 

I love the fourth of July.  I love the stars and the stripes and the fireworks.  I love singing “America the Beautiful.”  I love the images of the Statue of Liberty and the  words of Emma Lazarus that she speaks

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door

I love the fourth of July and I have since I was a little kid.  Back then we had sparklers we would flail around and snakes that would burn in funny black coils.  And there were fireworks, always fireworks, whether we were in tiny Eagle River where Grandpa and Grandma lived where the display seemed barely to reach the sky, or at home on the highest hill where we could watch the sky burst into color from the east side and the west side and all around the town.

There were parades too, and we would crepe paper our bikes in red white and blue and clothespin baseball cards to the spokes to make as much noise as a small two wheeler could.   Hot dogs and hamburgers and sno cones and ice cream…..the Fourth of July was a great day and it always ended with a sense of joy that we lived in a country as wonderful as this one.

As I grew older my appreciation deepened.  The holiday became more than fireworks and fun-filled festivals.  The more I learned about the world the more amazing the story of our own country became.    Visiting the east coast I found the bridge in Concord where the shot heard round the world was fired and it is still one of my favorite places anywhere.  I have walked the freedom trail numerous times and every time I am awed by what men and women sacrificed to insure that our rights were preserved and that we would be a government by the people and for the people.  And even though I can’t stand the Red Sox I love all of the history that Boston cradles.

From the protests of the 60’s to the patriotism after 9/ll we are united in our conviction that freedom and democracy are to be always cherished and celebrated.  So I always look forward to the 4th of July.  In recent years that has meant wandering around Memorial Park in Claremont.  I visit booths of every political and social perspective.  I buy snacks supporting young people and old people and organizations determined to make a difference.  I listen to speakers who make me clap and make me groan and remind me that without such divergent perspectives our country would never deepen or grow or be able to face the future and all its uncertainties.

But this year a little shadow has fallen upon my excitement.  It doesn’t seem like much, but it bothers me a lot.

I saw it on television.  Usually I mute the commercials but for some reason I didn’t mute this one.  I should have.  Really.  This one was  for Carl’s Jr.’s.  The ad begins with the question…”what can be more American than a cheeseburger?" And for a hopeful moment I imagined that they were going to take their commercial time to honor our nation.

Not.

Instead the ad answers the question “what can be more American than a cheeseburger?”  And we see a woman barely clad in a star striped bikini as we are told “This cheeseburger loaded with a hot dog and potato chips, in the hands of all American model Samantha Hoots “ in a hot tub, in a pick up truck driven by an American bull rider, on an aircraft carrier, under the gaze of Lady Liberty as she admires the most American thick burger with a split hot dog and kettle cooked potato chips on a fresh baked bun.”

And as I look at the ad I see her—not the all American model, but rather the model for all Americans, our lady of the harbor, the Statue of Liberty.     There she is, her torch held high welcoming so many souls into our country.  There she is, and I also realize that my beloved “America the Beautiful” is playing in the background.

Trust me, even Carl’s Jr. cannot tarnish our Lady of the Harbor.  Even Carl’s Jr. cannot mute the meaning of “American the Beautiful.”

But shame on them for trying.

My only prayer is that The Lady of Liberty’s  torch will forever light the words of the hymn:

“America, America, God shed his grace on thee.  And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea.”

And I think that this year, in my picnic at the park,  I’ll go with a chicken burger. 

I’m just saying…..

 

Sunday
Jun282015

mismatch

 

A letter I am about to send seems to be a pretty darn good witness as  to why sometimes being with people, face to face matters a lot and makes a difference.  It feels pretty good when you can see someone smile, or hear them sing, or feel their hand grab yours when there is a tear running down your cheek.  And if you don’t know where you can find a place where you can be with people face to face who will be glad to see you whenever you come---try a church.  Try our church.  Try Pilgrim Church! 

(And if you are changed—like my onlinedating.CON tried to change me-- you can be darned sure it will be for the better.  In fact, it might well be forever.)

 

Here’s my letter:

 

Dear Onlinedating.CON,

 

I am sorry I have to write to you to say goodbye.  I wish I could say it was good while it lasted but wasn’t really so good.  Hilarious? Yes.  Frustrating?  Yes.  Humbling?  Totally.

So before I go any further maybe you could pass on some words to some of your friends.  I never got to really meet them, but for a while it sure seemed like they wanted to meet me!  It was amazing that those fellows who winked first were all natives to part of the British empire even though they now live (or so they say—wink) in Southern California.

Please tell the New Zealand Dave guy whose profile picture was of him playing with a dolphin in Orlando that it probably wasn’t Disneyworld he was visiting but Sea World.  Funny how people get those two places mixed up.  And maybe it wasn’t so believable for him to say that he was going to make himself an “American” dinner with turkey and mashed potatoes and stuffing.  Lots of work and lots of food for one guy.   I should have wondered when I tried to call him back on the number he used to call me and his personal extension had 14 numbers.  I have to say that his work as a mining engineer going to Turkey to mine blue garnets was pretty enticing.  And the attention he gave me woke me up.  Maybe that’s why I almost bought him the new computer he needed and why I almost sent it to Turkey and was willing to wait until he got it for him to send me the $2500 it would cost.   He was disappointed when I told him my son who is on my accounts wouldn’t let me do it—in fact I suspect he could hear my  son yelling all the way from Brentwood to ….Turkey. (The guy must really like Thanksgiving!)  I need you to pass on the information because he never called me again after I said “No.”  I guess he doesn’t like me any more.

Then the Irish guy in San Diego probably needs some friendly advice.  When you are courting, via email, a woman who is your “butterfly,” a woman who can’t wait to hold….better not to tell her that if there is a disagreement you try really hard to solve the problem without using physical abuse.  And no, if I am in a happy relationship I don’t need to keep it private.  Perhaps those two things don’t fit so well together if you are trying to find the love of your life.  And also…just let him know that I didn’t get the picture of the rose—must have been some other butterfly.  I got the picture of the Chihuahua wearing a coat and shoes.   For the record—I don’t do Chihuahuas and especially Chihuahuas wearing shoes.   And what a coincidence that he was heading to London and was going to bring back some gems.  Does he know New Zealand Dave?

Because I have had a few meetings with some good and gentle souls I would consider continuing our relationship, onlinedating.CON. 

But it seems you don’t like me the way I am.  Because at 1:58 a.m. on June 27, 2015, you changed me.  Instead of being a widow woman from Claremont, California interested in finding a man within 50 miles of home  I  became a widower from Chicago looking for a woman within 125 miles from home.  Go figure.

I like who I am and where I live and my mom always told me to be careful of people who try to change you too much.  So…

It has been hilarious. And frustrating.  And humbling.  Thanks for the laughs.

Love, 

Beth (I can’t believe I am actually telling you my real name.  My last gesture of trust)

 

 

 

Friday
Jun192015

We weep

 

When I was in fourth grade my best friend Tudy and I had an idea.  We were bored.  It had been a long summer.  Madison, Wisconsin is a cool town but by August we had pretty much done everything that there was to do. So we decided that we would have a “speech supper” and invite our parents.  We would cook the food and then each of us would give a speech to our parents.  We would have it in the basement where we could set up chairs for our audience.

 We carefully planned a menu and were somewhat disappointed when our moms volunteered to prepare a lot of the meal, though I am sure they did a better job than we might have.  After all, we had speeches to write.

 Being a 5th grader, and having an older brother, Tudy could see what lay ahead.  So in preparation for adolescence her speech was about parents being too strict and making too many rules.  The applause was strong, though you could see some nervous looks on the faces of our parents who did, after all, have a lot of rules.

 I got up and opened my speech with a question.  ‘Do you think segregation is right?   I paused an then exclaimed, ‘Well it isn’t!”

 Now I was no specially gifted or saintly child.  I didn’t come up with that on my own.

 I learned from my family.  I learned from my church.  I learned from my community.  I learned that segregation and racism were wrong.  Just plain wrong. 

 I remember that now and hold on tightly in the wake of the horror in Charleston.  I remember that in 4th grade I had already learned from my family and from my church and from my community that segregation and racism and hatred were wrong.  Just plain wrong.

 So as I think about Dylann Roof I cringe and weep.  I will never know what psychic fog led him to decide that killing 9 people was necessary.  I suspect that there will be lots of speculation about his mental state and his mental illness. 

 But somewhere he learned who should be the target of his attack.  Somewhere he learned that being an African American was unacceptable.  Somewhere he learned that he had the right to take lives simply because of the color of their skin.  And to make his murderous ravaging evil more dramatic, he chose a church where the people were studying the word of God.

Clearly all of us have a job to do.  It may be the most important job before us.  Somehow we have to speak and live in a way that tolerates no such hatred.  No such racism.  We have to remember that all life matters and in this time and this place…#BLACKLIVESMATTER.

So I pause in prayer to honor and remember and weep for those who were killed:  Rev. Clementa Pinckney.  Rev. Sharonda Singleton.  Myra Thompson.  Tywanza Sanders.  Ethel Lee Lance.  Cynthia Hurd.  Rev. Daniel L. SimmonS, Sr.,  Rev. DePayne Middleton-Doctor.  Susie Jackson. 

May they rest in peace.  And may the rest of us not rest until there is peace.

 For we are the ones who know the truth of the words from my friend Louis who himself has been the object and target of racism…..

 NO MATTER HOW EVIL THE BEHAVIOR, GOD IS A GOOD AND AWESOME GOD. EVIL CAN NEVER OVERCOME HIS LOVE.‪#‎GODHELPUS

 

 

 

 

Wednesday
May132015

NONES too soon

 

 

The first time I heard the expression was when we were on a telephone call making plans for a conference about how to live in a multi faith world.  We discussed the various faiths that might be represented in various workshops and on panels.  And we talked about who might be interested in coming.  Church people, we agreed, and clergy.    Seminarians and religion majors, of course.  Those who had been church people but hadn’t been lately and those who were reconnecting with a church or a synagogue or a mosque or a temple.  Naturally. 

 

My friend the college chaplain then added, “And we need to think about the nuns.”  I startled a bit.  "The nuns?"  I asked.  “Yes,” she said, “they are increasing in numbers all the time.”   “Really? Why that’s quite hopeful,” I said, having thought all along that religious vocations were rapidly declining.  “Hopeful?” She asked incredulously.  “Yes,” I said.  “The Catholic church has been struggling finding priests and nuns for years.”

 

I heard a giggle from her hone.  I heard a chuckle from her boss.  I heard a loud guffaw from the other committee member.   Soon enough they were laughing so hard they couldn’t speak.  Finally someone explained.  “not N U N S, Beth.  N O N E S.

The “nones “ are the ones who are increasing in numbers.  The “nones” are the ones without religious affiliation, and they come in a bunch of different varieties.  There are the atheists and the agnostics, though they are a smaller number.  There are the “Spiritual but not religious,” who are numerous enough to have their own category on internet dating sites.  There are the “I believe but I’m not involved.””    And there are those who “are just not into it.”

 

All of which suggests that those of us who are something instead of nothing have a job ahead of us.  We have in myriads of ways connected ourselves  with an organized community of faith.    It matters to us.  That connection in turn connects us with each other and connects us with God.  We are gather to worship the God we know and seek the God we don’t know well enough.  We do what we can to share God’s love by feeding the hungry and clothing the naked and visiting the imprisoned and giving the thirsty something to drink.   We listen to each others' sorrows and we jump with each other’s joy.  And we pray for each other, carrying each each upon our hearts and seeking God’s  presence with that person.

 

And we know that our lives are richer for this.   We don’t have all the answers to anything but we have a place where we can safely answer the toughest questions.  We aren’t the best behaved of all people, but we know where we can find forgiveness so that the guilt that tortures us can be thrown away and we can begin to live our lives again with new meaning and new purpose.   We have a place we can come where we are welcomed and where in some way God feels close to us.  We have people we can turn to for help when the world seems to be turning away with disinterest.

Now we simply figure out how to speak and live and work in a way which is convincing, and which offers all those “NONES” the same deep sense of purpose that we hold.  We need to talk about the One we follow who takes us down tough paths that require great things of us as we commit ourselves to bring God’s goodness and love to people who have been trodden upon and ignored and oppressed for too long.  Our lives might not be perfect but we must have the courage to live so authentically that even our blemishes are colored in truthfulness and we can be trusted as someone who cares.

 

So join me in thinking and wondering and praying, join me in sharing and living in loving and compassionate ways.  Join me in seeking justice and mercy not only for myself, but for all those around the world—no matter how they know God or whether they know God.  Because after all—God knows them.  Let us simply make the introduction!